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What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal? In a mental institution. They both distrust men.
So that his best friend has a roof over his head. The year-old woman thinks often of having children and the year-old man thinks often about dating them. The woman.
A padded headboard. Being sx in an elevator with the Spice Girls. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Because they don't have any. He has a penis.
The man would get lost on the way. They don't stop and ask for directions.
So they'll have someone to talk to. When's the only time you can change a man? What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? Wofe you are in the lavatory and the plane hits turbulence.
What's the difference between a woman's husband and her boyfriend? How do you bring a sparkle to a man's eyes?
One who gets someone to read the DIY manual to him. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Guilt gifts are nicer. What's a man's idea of helping with the housework? Shine a torch in his ear. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
How is a man like the weather? What's most men's favourite hymn?
So their bosses won't need to re-train them. Any contributions to this collection welcome - me!
How do you know when a man's had an orgasm? They both come too soon. Her: I would, but you're never there.
How do Havven tell an old man? He snores. What do you call a handcuffed man? I will send a photo if you respond.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? Why do men only get half-hour lunch-breaks? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum underneath. A hot-dog and a six-pack of beer.